As today is one of those days when I need to be up, I set two alarms: my phone alarm, which continues to have a very annoying tone, was set for 6:30 , and the clock radio in the room, which I set for 6:45 a.m. I therefore continued tradition for this trip by awakening at 5:40, and being unable to fall back asleep. Since I’ll be spending at least 18 hours on airplanes during the coming “day”, maybe it would be a good thing to be a bit tired, so I got up.
I was showered and fully packed by 7:30, and my shuttle bus pickup back to the airport was not until 8:55. So I watched a little of Australia’s “Today” show and then continued to read a new book I purchased about a guy who makes one lap of Australia on a motorcycle powered by used cooking oil, titled “Is That Thing A Diesel?”
I decided to use the hotel’s luggage cart to get my bags down to the lobby, so at 8:30, I rode the elevator down and grabbed the cart. Back up the elevator to the room, put the bags on the cart, and close the last hotel door I’ll have on this trip. The shuttle bus showed up about 5 minutes early, and since I was the only pick-up, we left early. We made only one other stop enroute to the airport, so I was inside the United terminal by 9:15.
The United check-in counters didn’t open until 10:50, so I spent the time filing the blogs from the past two days (using free WiFi) and reading. I got in line to check-in at 10:30, and when the counters opened, I was one of the first to check in. I checked my bags all the way through to O’Hare, and was able to get reassigned to an exit row for the Sydney to Los Angeles leg of the trip; leg room – YES! When I cleared outgoing customs and security without incident, it felt odd; almost none of my air travel has gone smoothly on this trip, and I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop.
My flight home was at the gate when I arrived at 11:50, although we would not board the aircraft until just after 1:00 – so I called home, checked E-mail and walked around, knowing I’d be inside an aluminum tube about 8 miles in the air for the next 14 hours. We began boarding at 1:05, we pushed back at 1:50, as scheduled, and were in the air at 2:05.
The next 14 hours are a bit of a blur. I watched “The Lincoln Lawyer”, the second half of “The Adjustment Bureau” (again – it’s pretty good), slept a while, ate dinner, a snack, and breakfast, and read a little. Normally, I can entertain myself by watching the world go by through the window, but all I could see was a lot of clouds or water. Between video presentations, they put up a “Moving Map” graphic that shows your planned route, where you are along the path, as well as how far you’ve gone / still have to go, how long you’ve been in the air/ time left to arrival, etc. Entertaining, but when you see that you’ve been in the air for six hours and aren’t halfway yet, your butt begins to protest a bit.
We arrived in Los Angeles after just under 14 hours in the air, yet arrived almost three hours before we left Sydney – we left Sydney at 1:50 Thursday afternoon, and arrived in Los Angeles at 10:55 Thursday morning. I cleared U.S. Customs, reclaimed my bags, cleared Agricultural Customs, and rechecked my bags onto O’Hare.
It was about 70 F in Los Angeles, and during the walk from International Terminal #6, where I arrived, to Domestic Terminal #7, from where my flight to O’Hare would depart, I felt HOT. I took off my leather jacket, but was still sweating a lot waiting in line to clear security in the domestic terminal. I went through one of those new full-body scanners – when they tell you to empty your pockets, they mean empty them of everything. I took out all my coins, keys, wallet, etc., but left my Kleenex in my pockets. The scanner caught this, so then I had to remove the tissues and be pat down manually.
They decided my Kleenex and map were not a threat to aviation safety, and I was at the gate for my flight to O’Hare about an hour-and-a-quarter before its scheduled departure time of 12:18 noon. We boarded nearly on time, and pushed back from the gate 5 minutes late. Even though the captain said we had a tailwind, we managed to lose enough time enroute to land about 20 minutes late at 6:35 p.m. But my bags were waiting for me, so I called my wife, who was waiting at the Des Plaines Oasis on the tollway, and I was met by a very happy Labrador retriever at 7:50 p.m.
In summary, I traveled roughly 1,631 miles by motorcycle, 74 miles by ferry, 1,496 miles by campervan, 6 miles by taxi, 63 miles by train, and 21,903 miles in airplanes, or 25.073 miles altogether – just slightly greater than the circumference of the earth at the equator (24,902 miles).
And would I do it again? Yes – sort of. The trip was about one week longer than what I’d take if I did it again; 23 days is just a long time to be gone from home. But it certainly was the trip of a lifetime, and I thank everyone who made it possible by pitching in and helping keep Kings Mill up and running while I was off playing. E noho rā (so long) from beautiful Saint Charles, Illinois
Airline mileage: 9,238 miles for the day